Soccer Updates!

The damage report.

Dented fender, shaved rim and shaved bumper..
The wheel isn't supposed to be that close to the fender..
HAIH..

FML = Fuck Mai Laif!

I just found out, I'm filled with a ton of shit stories to tell my friends..
Mother Fucker!

This is 'ol ReD, Red Devil. She was my old ride, handed down to me by my sister, ran around town with and without my license. The car that I learnt how to drive in courtesy of my sister, and also the car which I had my first major accident with. I smashed her up against the church wall and ultimately ending it's useful life on September 27th 2007 (the dates on the windscreen).
This was the replacement, the Red Soccermom Mobile, which I currently share with my mother/monster. It has taken me to even more places, and had this banging stereo in it which played all my favourite tunes in it.
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But some drunk fucker in a black Honda Jazz just had to come fuck things up for her!
All its life, it's been practically accident free, minus a few scrapes here and there, but nothing noticeable and needed repairs or whatsoever, and most of them was my mothers fault!
So I was driving along on my own pace, in the slow lane a 4am in the morning, after sending my mate back from the cyber cafe in Aman Suria. Was along this black ass Honda Jazz, and presumed he was drunk or confused cause he was switching between the fast, slow and middle lanes, and finally stuck the the middle lane.
We were coming along the turn off to Nasi Kandar Kayu, Aman Suria, and no I didn't wanna turn in there until the mother fucker decided to move to the slow lane which I was in and hit me and push me into the turning off into Kayu, Aman Suria.
*BANG*
slams breaks, got forced off into Kayu, even though I really wanted to just go home and sleep and do my homework later on. Hit the curb, skidded to a halt in the middle of a T-junction right outside Kayu Nasi Kandar, front right wheel's a goner, some axle/swaybar/mechanical-thingy-that-keeps-wheel-in-place is broken and needs repairs. Engines fine, everything else is fine, no real cosmetic damages to the body work or anything.

Worst part is, the mother fucker just sped off! without even letting me catch his number plate! During 'o ReD's accident, the arse actually stopped to give me his number!

Macibai!
Got hell from my monster aka MOTHER, and my dad had the impression that I was drunk because I said I was gonna to a BBQ (which I didn't).
so anyhuuz, she's currently in the workshop, and I'm car-less for the next couple of days, haih, mother fucker..
Thanks Yong Han for giving me a lift back and Shaun for waking up and Uncle Leon for sending me help!
I'm less than 3 weeks off from hitting my 2 years accident-free anniversary!
MOTHER FUCKER!
FUCK MY LIFE LAR!! FML
FML FML FML
FML!
EFF EMMM ELLLE!!1
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Leg Soup - Wonderland(Soul Avengers Remix)
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Ting Tong Tiang!

PUKI! I also wanna buy iFon 3G liao! it so siok! fking peer pressure!
H1N1 love..

College is a institute of both higher education and sometimes love, lust and other vices.. Little did I know, for all the naughty things I do and done, I'd get cought one day.. And get it posted up on Tweetor!

Yes it's no secret, I cheat, and finally got cought..

..In this case, I got cought PINK-handed by my heart broken China doll girlfriend, and her fellow China doll-ed girl friends.
Lesson of the day; Mask(s) may protect you from H1N1, but can't hide you from getting cought and beat up by your angry vengeful girlfirend!
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I like my digital media class, now this is what homework should be like! Hands-on!
iMac fun =).
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Credits:
H1n1
N95 mask
Regular surgical mask
Apple iPhone 3Gs?
Maxis 3G plan
Bluetooth
Tweetor!
Mac PC
Adobe Photoshop
Steve Jobs
Mr. Julian
Taylors School of Communication
Natalie Fong
Lee Min Lim
Joee Ng
Estee Chong
Chi Khan Ooi
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Work cited:
Tweetor-o-nat-fong-or!
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सदैव श्रद्धां धारय.
See kids! don't cheat! you only do that for your homework!
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David Guetta - Sexy Bitch (Ft. Akon)
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So again recently..

SO ANYWAYS..

It's back to school life! hectic, lack of sleep, drama-FUCKING-tic, drama-lan-tic, FUCKING DRAMATIC LAR!

Merdeka holidays came and went by.. beer-fully... ofcourse, it became slightly exciting for awhile with them fun drinking games and shit, but other than that... the usual guy talk and testosterone drama didn't really make it for a fun Merdeka..

I don't really plan to let my blog die out yet, and still plan to give you all bullsh*t to read, although what I'm supposed to really be doing is writting a couple of essays. But, I don't suspect my classmates come by here much to monitor my advances, so yeah, here's some of my recent "adventure's"?

Recently, I had a friend barf up in my loo, and recently, I reenacted the act.

Recently, I got thrown into a war of words, coffee and clicking.
Everyones the same though, and it becomes super rowdy. *clicks and shouts away*.

Also got cought in the act of pulling off a Michael Jackson moement! this wasn't supposed to be on film!

Anyhuuz, I wasn't being a MJ all way long, I also got thrown into a silly board game thing.. Called the PICTIONARY!

Which turned out to become a game of charades.

then watched a couple of Chinese people get on with their Chinese activities..

And a Indian fellow tried to get into the game, didn't work out for him though.

The Chinese people..

The lousy chinese and a proper one

OVER IN COLLEGE... I had to present about stars(-fishes).

I had to present about other star-y stuff too.. I had to study and present about the "Golden Ratio".

Serious shit, it's called the GOLDEN ratio.. It's a ratio of where the focus point is in between that A and B areas.. the SWEET SPOT..

Now to top it off, I hope you guys get it why it's called the GOLDEN ratio now =D

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Will TRY to continue keeping this shit ass has-been blog alive throughout the month of September. No promises! I'm a semi-retired undedicated blogger!

Might wanna start on a tweeeetor!

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David Guetta - Sexy Bitch (ft. Akon)

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I really never meant to..

It was cleaned fortnightly..
I lost 'em all, every small little token you ever passed on..
If only I were never that careless, I'm sorry..
I promise I'd be a better man, and hope that you won't move out anytime soon, I've got a surprise for you =)
I miss you baby..

And again recently..

Holidays are over and been back at school for a week now.
I didn't really get to do what I really wanted to do, over the holidays, maybe I just wanted to do too much, but it was a good short and refreshing break.
Still having a tough time adjusting back to a regular lifestyle where you actually sleep during the night and not during the day.

Recently I went on a boat ride, it was nostalgic..
I also visited a old church and some dead dudes place..

..Got cought in the act of behaving like my monster mother..

Tried to attract chicks with my big ass gun, didn't work at all though, I suppose it was the fault of the color, maybe if it were fairer? hmmm..

Met up with my old friend St.Paul, nice bloke, not much of a chatterbox though, always chilling there, acting cool..

Hinneken moment.

Got cought in the act of posing..

Also got cought in a "DEI PUNDEK" moment..

Turned into Son Goku in my sleep, was also told to keep it as my daily hairstyle, if I could...

Cought Jinn in a Hinneken moment..

Visited Malacca's "authentic chicken riceball" restaurant to only find out that the chicken riceball does not have chickens in it... It's a total rip off, overrated, not worth 60 cents per ball...

Had curry steamboat / "satay celup", now THAT'S some good shit.

Celebrated a birthday..

Went to Cavells for the 123012930 time..

Bent down a little so that I could fit in with the crowd of short people, and those who cheat by wearing 3 inch heels!

Played dangerous card games..

Went clubbing with some of my older mates that date back all the way to primary school..

Went out with some of my fellow semi-indians.. The real ones would be fighting outside!

Went out with the fiercest of all ladies..

Found out that one of us is a sister molesting pervert (when drunk of course)!!

Pinched every ass there was there with the thongs meant for pinching ice cubes..

Surprised Abigial with her birthday durian "cake" sandwich thing =)

Cake = flavour, flour, wheat, milk, stuff..
Bread = flavour, flour, wheat, stuff...

Add some durian and candles on, and you get Durian cake! =)

Recently, some old mate of mine decided to dig up the photos from our very first semester back in '07 @ Taylors. I look like the stereotypical DVD boy -_-

Recently, my mates and new mates finally got to get me down and out!

And now I know who my true friends are.. There are those who would help you, and there are those who would ask for a marker pen.... bitches....

Back to school post's coming up soon.. Back to working with me and ma nigga bitchez!! 5 girls and 1 boy to a group, sexual equality my foot!

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-Joop - 3008-

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I love you all for good reasons

PJ> Malacca> Malacca city (tourist mode)> PJ> TTDI> In a different state of mind, felt like heaven and pain > Bed!

Thanks for that night, and last night!
love you bros!

And thank you for driving me back =)

You'll only get to do it that ONCE! when I'm not awake to know!

No more Carlsberg without me ever again!! (I hope) OR I'd emo while you video call me again! and I'd slaughter you guys for it!

Life time experiences to be explained as soon as I got the pics!

PJ> KL TTDI> PJ > Ipoh> Ipoh city> Ipoh> Ipoh city> Tambun> PJ..
all in less than 24 hours without sleep..
tired much...
Having fun while getting my ass ripped and by uber wave's and uber water slides..
Getting my lungs compressed and my heart pushed beyond what it should be pushed to..
Lemmie rest boys... Beers TOMORROW ok?
tonight Pariah is downed..
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I may have lost you long ago already.. But you were always worth every bit of pain, heartache, anguish, labor, penny, and moment. I'd love you till the end of my life and even if it means the very end of it.. It's all worth fighting and working for.. You're worth it, that every smile I get, that every breath I feel.. No miracle would ever replace you.. It was all worth it...

POWER!

Recently, mr.Chia stuck a power qoute into my head..
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Friend X: wei can postpone trip to monday ah?
mr.Chia: cannot lar.. tomorrow lar..
Friend X: please lar...
mr.Chia: cannot lar...
Friend X: please lar...
mr.Chia: tomorrow lar, please lar..
Friend X: please lar...
mr.Chia: please lar...
Friend X: please lar..
mr.Chia: please lar..
Friend X: please lar........
mr.Chia: MY PLEASE LAR MORE POWER THAN YOUR PLEASE LAR! COME LAR!

Thank you mr. Chia, now I have more shitty lines to use on my other friends.

Forgot how to blog!

Yes, recently, I wuz busy.. with my holidays!
Recently, I forgot how to blog! It took me awhile before I got the hang of it again!
So here's a couple of pictures for this post, to give you an update on my stupid fascist, anti-government, fun loving, alcoholic, speed demon, racing in the fast lane life.
I'm on holidays now, so I'd be busy holiday-ing, which means I'd be spending less time in front of my PC. Nowadays, I'd come home not to get "hello's" but instead "oh my god! what are you doing at home!?" "EH! you're back early!" "EH!? I thought you were out!?". That's my holidays for you =)
SO RECENTLY......

Recently (not too recent actually)...... I went for a haircut, and dragged Jade along. But the hairs long again now=( Recently, I've been out to night spots alot, even though it's not holidays yet. Here's when hair still looked short and tame, with 'o Fishy at Long Bar, One World Hotel.
Recently, I grew a fat face...................

Recently, I celebrated one of my mates 21st in a club called Hello Bali, Sunway Pyramid. NEVER GO THERE!~

Recently, I attended one of the lousiest INTERNATIONAL DRUG FEST rave in MY LIFE! The rest may have had fun, but with the amount of money I spent, and the amount of time I spent in the rave, with the lousy planning and all the trouble my friends, family and I went through... Wasn't worth it at all....

Oh wait, the two blue horns were worth it! but Martin broke em.. so NAH..

Recently, when I attended Freedom 2009, aka, the worst rave ChiKhan experienced.. I had a free flow of beer...

Recently... I look like a Chinaman, constantly on the phone, even in the rave... Drug dealing business plans to make me rich maybe?

Recently.. I sat by the roadside with mates, on a soft patch of grass to have cendol during a hot day.

Recently, I've spent alot of time in Cavells.

Recently, alot of my old mates and siblings from different parents are coming back from their oversea countries..

Recently... I've been striking rather femenine poses.

Recently.. I've been into XAXAU mode quite alot...

Recently I skipped karting to go offroading on ATV's with my sis and mates..

Recently, that trip took us somewhere inside a jungle behind the National Zoo.

Recently, the My Kart gang skipped a day of karting to turn the quiet jungle into a zoo..

Recently, one of my mates thinks like I looked like I was going to school in this picture..

Recently, someone struck a pose thinking they was me!

Sorry, but I really forgot how to blog!! >.<

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-Godskitchen Anthems 2009 (Disc 1)-

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